Oooooooooh, you thought you were clever, huh???? Clicking on that little star thinking you'd find the FIRST DIGIT in my SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER??? Well, guess WHAT, idiot!!!! You're actually on the right track!!!!!

First riddle!!!!!

David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ____?

....Look, I never said they were good riddles.

If you need the answer, highlight next to all the fire down there. You'll find the answer.

When you want to find the secret page, take all the answers and spell them out, like so: example-answers-to-the-riddles. That will lead you to the final page!

Also, when you want to leave the hell dimension, the text at the top links back to the sitemap.

Note: as of 12/23/2024, the secret page has not yet been created. Feel free to drive yourself crazy looking for the rest of the riddles though!